Listen very carefully, Acorn Productions are presenting ‘Allo ‘Allo! in Worksop this week.
All the famous characters are there – Rene, Edith, Yvette, Herr Flick, Helga, Von Strom, Fairfax, Adamson, Michelle, Alberto, Gruber, Mimi, Le Clerc, Crabtree, Schmelling and the airmen.
Everyone is after the painting the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies by Van Klomp.
There Germans want it back, Herr Flick wants to steal it and Rene wants it for himself.
The solution? Hide it in some German sausages.
But how many Hitlers does it take to steal a painting? That would be telling...
The show is at the Acorn Theatre from Wednesday, September 28 to Saturday, October 1.
Performances are at 7.30pm each night, plus a Saturday matinee at 2.30pm.
Tickets are £10 and £8 on 01909 501817 or www.acorntheatre.net