To the Greek God adonis Grundi the CEX of Greggs will gladly compensate you for damage caused to your Bentley with 16,000 sausage rolls for you to distribute to the upper class hermits and close down the extortionate garage.
How you and your Bentley survived such a crater of a pothole up near the college on Sparken Hill I will never know. . . False claimants beware!
My Bentley didn’t survive, that’s the point. Having said that, I will take anything one of our town’s brace of Greggs can offer – I’ve tried everything from those shops and not a bad mastication yet!