Unpalatable spam

HAVE you seen those pics of me doing the rounds on Twitter?

I haven’t, but I keep getting messages about them.

I am told these annoying messages are sent by ‘spam bots’. Spam heads, more like.

It is slightly worrying how many people seem to have their Twitter accounts hijacked.

What I want to know is, who are the weirdos that are doing it, and what are they trying to gain?

My guess is that they are fat, spotty, sweaty, greasy-haired loners sat behind computer screens in seedy bedsits.

Get a life, losers.