Teacher stampede

did anyone hear the rumbling of a stampede? Was I the only one awoken by rattling crockery?

Well not to worry, it was simply a hoard of teachers battling one another to the £46,000 per year for a job recently advertised at St John’s Primary School – and no, it isn’t the headteacher’s position.

Remember, over £12,000 of which will be paid whilst they’re on holiday. Nice work...