Overlooked again

I SEE I’ve been overlooked in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours list.

Here I am promoting David Hawke’s Toy Appeal, Bassetlaw Breastcare Appeal, Bluebell Wood Children’s Hospice, Help For Heroes, Safe@Last, DARE, Freed – I could go on – week after week.

All worthy causes that I have relentlessly campaigned for and still nothing.

Does my wobbly fat face not fit around the corridors of Buckingham Palace?

I demand a recount.