More road woes

because I’m having to drive around in Lady G’s little Mercedes (whilst the Bentley is at the mechanics – still!) I realised she has no idea how to keep it road worthy, and so ended up at Worksop’s Sainsbury’s for air, water, screenwash – the works.

The ‘free water and air’ stations were a disgrace. Water spurting out all over the place – I’m glad I’m not paying that bill.

Then an old boy in a 4x4 taps me on the shoulder and says: “Don’t use that one, cock. It’s just left me with a flat tyre.”

No wonder Lady G never bothers to look after her car.