Give us your books

so libraries across the county are having their budgets cut.

There is no money available for books and learning facilities because millions go on stupid Government propaganda newsletters that nobody reads, PR image consultants and huge pay-offs to 50-something cops who’d love nothing more than to carry on doing what they’re good at – policing.

So as well as coughing up your Council Tax, you are all implored to donate books on pain of guilt at having deprived all the young unfortunates of this world.

“Give us your books or your children will be stupid, and it will be all YOUR fault for being so selfish.”