Do you reckon our sneaky underhand local councils are following some sinister Government instruction to lower the national speed limit by a process of 'osmosis'? Cos I do!

The worst 50mph limit round Worksop way – and there are many of them – has to be the long straight past Ranby prison, on the way to Retford.

Why in God's name should I have to slow down on this perfect open road?

What on earth was a 50mph limit imposed for? Have there ever been any accidents on this highway? Of course not!

Woe betide them if they tell me the reduced limit is for the 'safety' of Ranby prison visitors.

Why should I have to slow down for the vile underbelly of Bassetlaw who are either related to, or knock about with, the kind of worthless scrotes doing time?

If anything they ought to have increased the speed limit to 80.

One other thing... when the hell IS visiting time at Ranby? The car park outside is always permanently packed.

How come these crimmos and their families can afford to knock about in cars all day long, while decent folk like me have to go to work?

I give up.