You’re under a vest

IT’s that time of year again.

The sun comes out and with it the vest T-shirts.

And accompanying them are the rolls of exposed flab and tattoos.

To look good in a vest you need toned abs and arms. And preferably a golden tan.

All of which seem to be in short supply in Worksop, judging by the number of spare tyres and mottled bingo wings on display in Bridge Street.

The style police would have a field day. Get yourselves a nice cardi and cover up.