WHAT is it with the male of the species and not being able to wear trousers correctly?
These infractions of trouser etiquette vary depending on the age of the man.
Youths wear them slung, barely hanging on, just below their backsides.
Old men aren’t any better. For some reason that as yet I have been unable to fathom, men of pensionable age think it’s acceptable to buckle their belts just below their nipples.
Blokes, the waist of your trousers should sit just above your hips. It’s easy.