I MADE the error of deciding to kick start my 2012 healthy living with a swim the other day at a local leisure centre.
Never mind a slow, medium and fast lane, why don’t they have a ‘standing about having a natter lane’.
The number of people stood about in the water was ridiculous. What’s the point?
I didn’t realise yokels were cluttering up the local sport centres as well as the market and shops.
I shall go for a dip in the Ryton next week and play dodge the raw sewage, it moves faster.