HAVE you seen those pics of me doing the rounds on Twitter?
I haven’t, but I keep getting messages about them.
I am told these annoying messages are sent by ‘spam bots’. Spam heads, more like.
It is slightly worrying how many people seem to have their Twitter accounts hijacked.
What I want to know is, who are the weirdos that are doing it, and what are they trying to gain?
My guess is that they are fat, spotty, sweaty, greasy-haired loners sat behind computer screens in seedy bedsits.
Get a life, losers.