I SEE I’ve been overlooked in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours list.
Here I am promoting David Hawke’s Toy Appeal, Bassetlaw Breastcare Appeal, Bluebell Wood Children’s Hospice, Help For Heroes, Safe@Last, DARE, Freed – I could go on – week after week.
All worthy causes that I have relentlessly campaigned for and still nothing.
Does my wobbly fat face not fit around the corridors of Buckingham Palace?
I demand a recount.