Operation Chav

INSTEAD of spending thousands on intrusive CCTV, the council could put their precious resources to far better use.

For example, they could hire a team of sharp shooters and have them positioned on rooftops in strategic locations along Bridge Street.

These marksmen should then be given the green light to pick off anyone who is topless.

Then we might not to have to endure the nauseating eyesore of flabby, pasty, tattooed flesh on warm summer days.