Deck the halls

IT’S officially Christmas at Grundi Towers.

At the weekend I had my feet up, feasting on hot roast chestnuts and mince pies, quaffing on steaming mulled wine, while Lady Grundi clambered up and down ladders putting all the decorations up.

And what a great job she did, the whole place looks festively resplendent.

In fact, it puts Worksop town centre’s pitiful Christmas lights to shame.

So much so that I’m thinking of charging a tenner per head and flinging open the doors to my sprawling country home.