Anti-social ‘tache

The bloke on the right has been jailed for continually breaching his ASBO.

But what I’m more interested in is that thing on his upper lip.

It’s difficult to work out exactly what it is - but I think it’s either a giant slug or a some sort of hideous moustache.

If it’s the latter then I hope to God he’s taking part in Movember for a charity’s benefit.

If I had my way unsightly facial hair such as this would be reason enough in itself to lock someone up.