Get your kicks on the Gay 616... at Fanny's Grove picnic site
WHAT in the name of God is going on at Fanny's Grove picnic site near Budby?
Alarming news reaches me this week of foul depraved practices going on there under cover of darkness.
A lone woman driver heading home on the Budby to Cuckney A616 road has told us of shocking sights caught in the glare of her headlights.
Men having sex with other men over car bonnets... men dressed in women's clothing surrounded by groups of others with their trousers round their ankles... buggery by the light of the silvery moon.
Can this be true? Crikey, I never went on picnics like this!
Research by Grundi's team of 'Googlers' reveals that the unfortunately-named Fanny's Grove has been a mecca for unholy activities since the 1970s.
Like Clumber, the place is plagued by perverts who for some reason can't contain their activities behind the curtains of their bedrooms.
Instead, they drive out to lonely dark beauty spots, drop their kecks and 'boogie on down' as the cool night breezes tickle their fancies.
Me, I like a mug of cocoa and a nice warm bed, but then I'm a bit weird like that.
These late-night 'al fresco' jaunts have been going on for over FORTY YEARS... isn't it about time the police made some arrests, eh?
I mean, it's not as if they haven't got much to go on. There's even a tree marking the meeting spot, with the word 'GAY' written on it.
"These men don't care who see them as they carry on their sexual acts," says our anonymous contributor.
"During the day it's packed with families, but at night it's rampant."
Anyway, now that the Fanny's Grove dark secrets are out, can anybody answer these questions:
1. Have the police made ANY arrests there during the last 40 years? If not, why not?
2. Has anybody else witnessed unsettling visions in the beam of their headlights along the A616?
3. Is it true?
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