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2007 Grundi Archive

Here's the hot stories that wound me up in 2007... click on a link and away you go! Makes a change from ebay, dunnit, eh?

JANUARY 2007

How shabby riffraff start the New Year

Sneaky speed trap is lovely festive gift

No chickens, no bread, no Night Nurse

Loop the loop berk needs grounding

It's all worthless tat in the January sales

Take a dip in the Sparken Hill boating lake

Bone idle 'jobseekers' having a laugh at our expense

Smoking ban will flush out the zombies

Nuclear horror in the Sherwood Forest treetops

FEBRUARY 2007

Why are Worksop folk so sickly?

Keep mums in Isuzu Troopers off the rush hour roads

150 trainers and a 3 shopping trolley

Valentine's Day - waste of money for gooey-brained saps

It's so dull in Notts Chamber's world of corporate drivel

Keep the lights turned low in Worksop

Disabled and OAPs parking on double yellows - are they just bone idle?

Canal towpath is a mucky disgrace

Why the hell do schools have inset days in term time?

MARCH 2007

Cattle prods are so much better than ASBOs

Wallingwells - A Walk Into Hell... Chapter 1

Wallingwells - A Walk Into Hell... Chapter 2

Wallingwells - A Walk Into Hell... Chapter 3

Wallingwells - A Walk Into Hell... Chapter 4

Wallingwells - A Walk Into Hell... Chapter 5

Why should I slow down for crimmos at Ranby?

Bring on M&S and their expensive eclairs

Mother and baby spaces are a waste of space

Traffic chaos caused by council Sun readers

Tribute to Les Taylor, a real diamond geezer

APRIL 2007

Graveyards straight out of a horror film

Misery of the Post Office queues

Keep the public out of Worksop

Bizarre driving from the Poles

Cafes are full of riffraff

Council houses are full of wasters

Tigers forever stuck in Unibond

MAY 2007

Road signs designed by Mary Poppins

Bridge Street busier than the bypass

Motorists treated like idiots

Beware of killer hot drinks

The beer keg and the pony

Speed cameras in the middle of nowhere

Red sludge is a real X-Files

Forget terrorism, what about fun size bananas?

Manton flytippers should be strung up

10,000 police for one man's visit

JUNE 2007

Gangs, rabbles or riffraff? You decide

Worksop and the whorehouse

Goodbye school playing fields

Anybody else out there work for a living?

Pit bull owners - string 'em up

Floods - shoot the looters

Cheapest Greggs snack in the north

Battle of the feeble logos

What did twin towns ever do for us?

JULY 2007

Wit and wisdom of Worksop's smokers

Who put a reservoir above a motorway?

Who put a motorway below a reservoir?

Councils were a floody disaster

HD - High Definition or Highly Dubious?

Back to school? Before schools break up?

Keep Bassetlaw Council out of Scotland, och aye

AUGUST 2007

What a great way to make Worksop's trees look really nice

Any excuse for the police to get their chopper out

Town hall 400,000 refurb is slightly overpriced... by 398,000

Fortune telling? I can't see any future in it

It's too dangerous for council workmen to go up ladders

The sweet smell of summer in Worksop - get me a clothes peg, quick!

Somebody tell Woolies to put on more counter staff

Pay attention, Bond fans... Goldfinger screening was great!

Here's what I'm eyeing up as a new Bentley

Ever-decreasing Circle is disappearing down the plughole

IKEA... where hell comes in a yellow shoulder bag

SEPTEMBER 2007

Chavellers stick caravan in the nets

Stolen parrots love Laurel & Hardy and Match Of The Day

Fag smokers outside pubs are a real drag

Cinema is taking so long they ought to make a film about it

No swimming pool for Dinnington... what happens when everything has closed down?

Fat idle car park dodgers need to walk a bit more

The perfect venue for Christmas in Worksop

OCTOBER 2007

50mph speed limit for no reason at all

Slack-jawed drunks are ruining Worksop

Put a curfew on pensioners

Fill the sewers with the crooks who prey on old folk

NOVEMBER 2007

DECEMBER 2007


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